October 2009
2 posts
July 2008
8 posts
Font Conference →
Bush piss-take
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to decide that, yeah, it IS dark in here.
4. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
5. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for...
Helpdesk Hell
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… ——— Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, but it’s really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note … Customer: No … wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it...
April 2008
1 post
Tom and his blackberry
Tom: Im in Sainsburys cafe
Josh: Im Sat at my computer, at home
Tom: Haha
Tom: I am free of the constraints of teatherd technology. I am a traveler riding on the winds of the information super highway. I am a blackberry user.
March 2008
1 post
Virtual Orgasm Simulator →
February 2008
2 posts
January 2008
1 post
December 2007
5 posts
apology to tom
stooopid me, using words that arent real words i mean stupid, obviously ;)
'Lifeblog'
why do mobile phones come with shit like ‘lifeblog’ i dont want you to remember phone calls, text messages, photos i take. Then keep them all in a big file i cant easily access to delete, and then finally let this file grow so big it fills up the 40 odd mb memory my phone has. stoopid phone, apart from that it works how i want it to, and i love it
EMOS
why do emos wear camouflage? they dont want to be scene!!!!!!
November 2007
2 posts
